Dear Cowards,

So you think that stealing hard working people's card numbers and charging their accounts is a good way to have fun with money that's not yours, huh?

And you assumed that I wouldn't look at my account for days, didn't you?

And I wouldn't dispute a charge from "Hopeless Records"...

Or I wouldn't notice that you were charging and refunding the same $10 since the weekend...

And you thought I'd just overlook that ATM fee from Leeds in the UK? Yeah, I flew over in my private Leer jet yesterday and just forgot about it. I'm always doing stuff like that...

And you assumed I keep much more money in my account than I do. Bet that was a shock! *snicker*

Idiots. If you're going to do a thing, do it well. Hit my account for gas or food, and I wouldn't know the difference. But a check cashing service in Leeds? Come on! Be creative!

See what it gets you? You got nothing. All that work making up a fake card and you didn't get a dime.

Cowards AND idiots. What fun!

Messed with the wrong financially-obsessed Yank this time, kiddies.

Of course now I have to go 7-10 business days without a bank card. :/